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Elizabeth Lyons Designs

You Cannot Be Serious - Autographed Copy

$ 12.99

Elizabeth Lyons Designs

You Cannot Be Serious - Autographed Copy

$ 12.99

Whether negotiating a truce between her 10- and 5-year-old while eulogizing goldfish, swinging a sledgehammer in her garage-to-be-nursery, bribing her twins to keep their pants on in the grocery store, planning her product line, strategically placing carrot seeds in her garden, receiving life lessons from her oldest daughter, or explaining to her kids why a fellow post office patron has pierced nipples, Elizabeth Lyons has discovered that the secret to navigating through the land of euphoria and hysteria is a carefully crafted set of rules—for herself!

As Nicole Curtis, host of HGTV's Rehab Addict has said, "With all the hectic craziness life throws at me, I'm still a page-turner, and Elizabeth makes me that strange person on a plane who is literally laughing out loud---thankfully, reading YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS also made me feel a little more normal."

The rules readers say they employ most often include:

  • Fly Your Freak Flag High
  • Choose Happiness
  • Woman Know Thyself
  • Chaos Breeds Character
  • Aging: It’s All the Rage
  • I’m a Good Mom (Even If I Don’t Scrapbook)