You Cannot Be Serious: and 32 Other Rules that Sustain a (Mostly) Balanced Mom - Autographed Copy

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Whether negotiating a truce between her 10- and 5-year-old while eulogizing goldfish, swinging a sledgehammer in her garage-to-be-nursery, bribing her twins to keep their pants on in the grocery store, planning her product line, strategically placing carrot seeds in her garden, receiving life lessons from her oldest daughter, or explaining to her kids why a fellow post office patron has pierced nipples, Elizabeth Lyons has discovered that the secret to navigating through the land of euphoria and hysteria is a carefully crafted set of rules—for herself!

Rules readers employ most often include:

  • Fly Your Freak Flag High
  • Choose Happiness
  • Woman Know Thyself
  • Chaos Breeds Character
  • Aging: It’s All the Rage
  • I’m a Good Mom (Even If I Don’t Scrapbook)